from Brian Drazin, Esq. (a very funny and great guy!!):
A mother took her 5-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with a
very large and prominent beeper/pager.
As they waited patiently, the little boy said loudly, 'Gee, she's fat!'
The mother bent down and whispered in The little boys ear to be quiet.
A couple of minutes passed by and the little boy spread
His hands as far as they would go and announced;
'I'll bet her butt is this wide!'
The fat woman turns around and glares at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the line.
Just then, her pager began to emit a
Beep, beep, beep
The little boy yells out, 'Run for your life, she's backing up!!
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